Joffrey Baratheon No Longer World’s Most Hated Sexist Racist Blonde Man-Child

A new poll has found that Donald Trump, the president-elect of the United States, has overtaken Joffrey Baratheon as the world’s most hated sexist and racist blonde man-child.

It was widely reported that Joffrey lead in the polls early but Donald Trump managed to get a few extra votes from undecided voters in swing states who made a last minute decision to go with Trump on polling day.

“Joffrey has been a true inspiration for me both as a person and for my policies,” said Trump. “It is a great honour to have been able to surpass him in the eyes of people.”

Trump said he was not planning another wedding anytime soon, disappointing many.




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